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  • Yes it will be repealed.

    An Alex Jones inspired health plan will replace it.

    The Trump government will propose the carnivore diet as healthy. Vaccines will be banned. Only Alex Jones Nutraceuticals will be prescribed by doctors. Cardio will be state mandated as an official LGTBQ activity, along with voguing, cardio voguing. Beards will be mandatory, whether you can grow one or not. The only clothing that will be allowed for men will be jeans, stupid meme shirts, motard gear, and line 9 apparel.

    The life expectancy for American males will tank to around 50, women and vaccines will be blamed.





  • vordalack@lemm.eetomemes@lemmy.worldSo glad for Trump
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    6 days ago

    Lol, groceries are about to go up. Trump wants to continue a pointless tariff war with China. It’s not going to work.

    The CPC is more than willing to plunge their own citizens into poverty to outlast the US. Americans complain over a 20 cent increase in gas. How do you think they’ll react when most of their goods suddenly increase by 30% or more?

    Chinese labor made the American middle class.



  • vordalack@lemm.eetoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.worldThe gender wars continue 🥹
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    7 days ago

    Gen Z males are mostly incels, brain damaged from heavy vape use, grew up in an era where being a retarded right wing troll was counter culture, and view women as their arch enemy, for some reason.

    They’re much easier to manipulate than millennials but are much more dense and useless. This is going to get a lot worse as millennials and men xers retire from the labor market. Imagine having a braindead broccoli top as your executive?

    I hope Trump does increase the number of H1-Bs and immigration. We need like 60 million new people to make up for Gen Z.




  • I honestly find this hilarious for a couple reasons—

    1. His retarded voters are going to wake up 6 months from now with more Indian, Mexican, and Middle Easter neighbors than ever before.

    2. Inflation is going to increase like it did before under him.

    3. The measures his government will pass will heavily favor corporations, both foreign and domestic.

    4. If incels think that women hated them before, just wait, his incel base of voters are going to be enemy number one with women from all walks of life.

    5. Women dying from lack of abortion care is going to get worse (I don’t find this funny). The wives and daughters of republicans are going to among those that pass away from the lack of abortion care.

    6. Trump doesn’t care about White people and their weird obsession with being replaced. He even stated that he’s going to increase immigration to levels never before seen due to AI, for some reason.

    This upcoming Trump presidency is going to be a dumpster fire for his voting base because he will accomplish none of the things that they think Trump will do. He won’t get them a wife, he won’t end no fault divorce, he won’t make anime real, he won’t start mass deportations—he’s just trying to stay out of jail.

    For the rest of us, just laugh. We’ve been through 4 years of this idiot before.

    The only thing I find irksome is the gloating of his retarded voting base. They would really vote against their own interest just to laugh at CNN/MSNBC pundits panicking online. It’s like setting fire to your house because it makes your neighbor seethe.