truck boner go boing
truck boner go boing
A Van Halen Trojan van, where a mini van held Van Halen. In our folly, we took in the mini van to spite the shitposter’s offering to Povanden, unbeknowst to us the dangers that would sneak in when we let our Vanguard down.
I had my icon changed several times by other users to mock me on a regular basis
Why do I remember this as good internet
Maybe but Jesus Crisp it’s hot outside
Wait until you find out “bottoms up” isn’t about a group of people taking an elevator to get mimosas
Can I just put them in my mouth but not eat them if I want to scare children by opening my mouth so that they make that noise so children will think that the noise is coming out of my mouth and then fly out at them for the coup de grace?
Paper money, sure. But nickels and dimes? No thanks, I don’t want to walk around with radioactive currency
Close encounters of the trash-treasure kind
The chastity is but a service for our christian eyes, for shame did not exist in the garden of eden. Indeed, Adam did walk with that thing in full swing, for then, the gentle sway of his wangdoodle was no more a sinful offence than birds singing, nor Eve’s hooters honking, amen
It’s a french word too, though that usually translates more to loitering
Cowabunga! That’s one sick turtle 😎
I’m a fan of “male” “female” “‘);DROP TABLE gender;—“ myself
This post reads like shit!