The first video game I ever played was Asteroids in an arcade, before kindergarten.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
The first video game I ever played was Asteroids in an arcade, before kindergarten.
I don’t think I know what the nine line helicopter is supposed to mean.
Password reuse is a real mother fucker. Good luck.
Well, I would love it if my tightly wound boss would pull something like this. Way out of character.
As a college student, I walked into the multi-use bathroom, and proceeded to a urinal. Strange, rhythmic, wet sounds were coming from the lone stall in use. I thought, “Okay, what the hell is this?” and tried to wrap things up quick, in case things got weird. Too late. I then hear another strange sound from the stall, something like crinkling wax paper. None of this made sense to my young mind. Then I hear a wet “plop” from the stall, and more crinkling wax paper noises. I quickly finish up, and turn to leave. On the floor of the stall I can see a partially eaten Subway sandwich. Unbelievable
This base human then picks up the sandwich, and continues eating.
To this day, I do not eat Subway.
Donkey Kong Dentures lol wtf fantastic
Well, fuck, that’s pretty gross.
This is the answer
Weird. Beyond me to consider an adult doing that.
Ah, Super Jail. Now there’s a show to get high and watch with friends.
To enlighten our android-using brothers and sisters… https://xmanager.app/ is a good way to enjoy spotify if you insist on using it.
This seems to be the standard music streaming experience
Have you ever spent any one-on-one time having fun with a kid?
Probably to fufil the anti-worm and anti-compost agenda that is prevalent on any social media.
Just a hunch.
This is the way. Good share, friend.
Freetube on PCs, LibreTube on Android. Block that, fuck-o.
Seriously, how are people able to consume YouTube content as well as their ads? Piped + SponsorBlock + DeArrow and that’s a wrap, jack.
This is the way