You unlock legendary at 4 toots.
Only 0.04% of employees have this
Is there a strategy guide online for this trophy?
gotta kiss a lot of ass to get that promotion
Holy shit, I’m putting this one on my
SteamLinkedIn showcase!
The forth one is always a shart.
Maybe for you, rookie
You say that like it’s a bad thing…
Sally forth!
The story doesn’t make sense. He only ever does two, three would be ridiculous.
I read this in Captain Holt’s voice
RDJ really has some big boots to fill.
RDJ really has some big
bootstoots to fill.Ftfy
While at your desk make direct and sustained eye contact in silence. Once you know you have him gently say “poop poop” then violently shit yourself. Everything is about shitting, except shitting. Shitting is about power.
this whole thread, I’m crying
I’m not sure you’d win. This is a man with decades of Pavlovian training, who can literally fart on command given the right keyword. It’s a pretty wild gamble to assume that “poop poop” is not in his repertoire.
The moment you hear that third Saiyan “POOOOP” and realize you’ve woefully miscalculated.
Are you sure it’s not the other way around? Maybe he just says toot toot to be sure it’s not a turd arriving…
I’m pretty sure the oncoming fart triggers the “toot toot”, not the phrase triggering a fart. However you may be correct about the pavlovian aspect.
Heres what you do - go to the bank today, get $50 in pennies…
Dominance is the key
Wasn’t someone saying “toot toot” and farting a part of Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide? Lol
Memory unlocked
Holy URLs Batman!
What is up with that title
Don’t worry about it. Just don’t message soap members. Ok?
That show holds up so well I swear to god
And just like that my suspension of disbelief in this story is shattered. I hope you’re happy.
It’s impacting my morale and performance
I can’t think of a funnier sentence if I tried
I had a female employee come to me to complain years ago. She had had a disagreement with an older male employee (thankfully not mine) some weeks prior, and since then, every time he walked by her cube, he’d pause at her doorway, fart, and then keep walking without saying anything.
She at least was aware of how absolutely ridiculous it was, but legitimately didn’t think it was something she should have to deal with. One of the stranger management issues.
Pretty textbook workplace harassment but I’m not sure how you’d prove it. Tape him with a clearly displayed fart face? Be sure to label one of stills with a red circle and a line saying “fart face”
She wasn’t interested in suing, she just wanted him to stop farting in her doorway. I didn’t know the guy, so I started by talking to his manager, who talked to the guy. Sounds like he initially tried to deny it, but in a way that made it clear he was doing it on purpose. His boss was pretty clear that it wouldn’t be tolerated and it never happened again.
Some people are so weird and petty.
I don’t know which one was right or wrong, but my god… that’s legendary level, hilarious passive aggression.
He may have felt (edit: finally) comfortable around her . . .
We dont talk about the mythical fourth toot.
Japan is still recovering from the last two
There’s blood in that one.
I literally laughed so hard I cried.
I laughed so hard I legit farted.
I chuckled softly and did a mild burp.
I didn’t laugh, but I shat myself to compensate.
Straight up Beetlejuiced a nasty fart into existence.
It was, in fact, showtime.
toot. toot. toot. TOOOOOT
and that’s how the universe got created kids
And on the fourth toot, God evacuated the heaven and the earth.
I learned to dab while sneezing back when the meme wasn’t dead yet. I got so used to it, that I do that to this day. At least my palms are clean
I learned to sneeze like that long before dabbing was a thing and it wasn’t until someone commented that I just dabbed on them that it connected those dots.
Regardless, I still sneeze in my elbow.
Haha, I thought I was the only one!
I started doing it to annoy my wife, but now I still do it, and it’s taking considerable concentration to not dab when I sneeze.
I had a manager once who had 3 small kids and he rarely caught himself when he excused himself from a meeting to “go potty”.
For real man, kids make you… forget how to behave in public. I have to relearn that I cannot fart out loud in public after three years at home. I’m not even sure I can poop without someone next to me anymore. Not sure how I’m gonna find a job.
“he only ever does two, don’t be ridiculous”
This is the most British response to a situation like this you could possibly get.
Fight fire with fire.
