I’ll start: I tried to move a bookshelf while drunk about 6 years ago and tore a tendon in my shoulder pretty damn good. It still bothers me sometimes if I move it wrong or sleep on it wrong.

  • Blastboom Strice@mander.xyz
    8·
    5 months ago

    Chipped off about a mm² of one of my front upper teeth while trying to eat my food fast and opening and closing my mouth fast. I did it faster than I pulled the fork out of my mouth and my teeth hit the fork…

    I also was jumping on the couch and I fell on a table hitting my face between my eyebrows and now I have a scar there…

    • MicrowavedTea@infosec.pub
      6·
      5 months ago

      I’ve chipped part of my teeth at least twice bringing a bottle to my mouth. At this point I’ve accepted the sides of my front teeth will always look a bit messed up.

      • Blastboom Strice@mander.xyz
        4·
        5 months ago

        Aww come on, it’s not that you did something dangerous anyways…

        Sometimes I accidentally hit the glass on my teeth and I think to myself “Hm, I should probably be more careful, that was a close one”.