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minus-squareS3verin@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agothats literally my job (web development teacher)
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoPlease tell me your students aren’t making pages that load >5MB of uncompressed javascript and css
minus-squareS3verin@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoof course not, its >5mb of compressed javascript and css
minus-squarecoloredgrayscale@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoYou poor soul. clicks scrollbar with mouse and drags it, instead of using the scroll wheel
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 days agoThat’s so inefficient. You realize you can scroll using the spacebar?
minus-squarebaker@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-22 years agoFool—the scroll wheel is a scalpel; the scrollbar is a broadsword. Use the right tool for the job.
minus-squareS3verin@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoright click -> copy; right click -> paste
thats literally my job (web development teacher)
Please tell me your students aren’t making pages that load >5MB of uncompressed javascript and css
of course not, its >5mb of compressed javascript and css
You poor soul.
clicks scrollbar with mouse and drags it, instead of using the scroll wheel
That’s so inefficient. You realize you can scroll using the spacebar?
Fool—the scroll wheel is a scalpel; the scrollbar is a broadsword. Use the right tool for the job.
right click -> copy; right click -> paste