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devfuuu@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

Le torture

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Le torture

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devfuuu@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago
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  • The Quuuuuill@slrpnk.net
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    Its so rough watching non vimmers use vim

    • BestBouclettes@jlai.lu
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      At my job I wrote a lengthy document on how to use vim, like the core concepts of the hot keys (each key has a meaning behind it, text objects and such). I feel like everyone was happy about it but no one used it at all. It’s painful as hell to see them fumble on vi and vim.

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        You can share it at !vim@sopuli.xyz I’m sure people (me included) would love to use it

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          I’d love to but it’s in French, don’t know if that’s a deal breaker or not ahah

    • dilawar@lemm.eeB
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      a pro vim user watching a vim noob using arrow keys.

      • The Quuuuuill@slrpnk.net
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        • Using “cmd+f” to search terminal buffers instead of /
        • Using :wqa! and then reopening the editor instead of just using :w
        • Deleting an entire line by hitting x repeatedly
        • Adding to the end of a like by pressing i and then the right arrow key until they’re at the end of a line
        • whats_all_this_then@programming.dev
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          Those last two made me physically recoil wtf

        • LedgeDrop@lemm.ee
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          STOP! You’re scaring the children!

        • naught@sh.itjust.works
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          I’ve heard some people even use :wq over :x

          • CodeBlooded@programming.dev
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            ….I’ve been using :wq for years…

            • naught@sh.itjust.works
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              Repent! Imagine all of the wasted productivity! Ahhhhhhhhh

  • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Come on. Dude. Give credit where credit is due. SMH…

    Source.

    • HappyHam@lemm.ee
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      It’s not SMH, it’s SMBC

      • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        SMH = Shaking My Head

        It’s an Internet initialism.

        • HappyHam@lemm.ee
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          I know. Just foolin’ :)

          • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            Oh. Sorry about that. Text is not a good medium for tone. xD

  • xoggy@programming.dev
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    Him being naked is completely unnecessary but enhances everything.

    • Dr. Santa@lemm.ee
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      It’s completely necessary.

      How else does one click hotkeys while standing?

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    Comic good. Post title bad.

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    Wanna make it worse? Have the dummy user mumble-read EVERY. FRIGGING. WORD.

  • amanaftermidnight@lemmy.world
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    The millennials are in the absolute worst position tech literacy wise. They had the boomers on one end and the zoomers on the other.

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      My niece struggled with using a mouse when she was in middle school – her experience with UI was exclusively touch screens prior to that.

      The verge had an interesting article on this phenomenon

      I’ll add “it’s not their fault”. In the race to make technology intuitive and idiot proof we’ve removed the need to actually learn how technology works past a superficial level.

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        Very interesting! It’s something I just cannot fathom as a 20-something year old. Granted, I’m a software engineer, but I’m very much like the professors in the article. It’s just so intuitive to me.

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    Older scrum masters during the daily standup and trying to do live updates to the JIRA board

    Turned 15 minute meeting into 30 minutes at times lol.

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      I let my stand-in scrummy drive the TFS board this morning. In adding a PBI to the sprint he typed the iteration manually (a pretty long path name), rather than clicking the context menu and selecting “current iteration”

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    thats literally my job (web development teacher)

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      Please tell me your students aren’t making pages that load >5MB of uncompressed javascript and css

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        of course not, its >5mb of compressed javascript and css

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      You poor soul.

      clicks scrollbar with mouse and drags it, instead of using the scroll wheel

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        That’s so inefficient. You realize you can scroll using the spacebar?

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        right click -> copy; right click -> paste

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        Fool—the scroll wheel is a scalpel; the scrollbar is a broadsword. Use the right tool for the job.

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