Delphia@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 8 months agoEver made a great joke and the audience was too small? I'd like to hear it.message-squaremessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up191arrow-down12
arrow-up189arrow-down1message-squareEver made a great joke and the audience was too small? I'd like to hear it.Delphia@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square41fedilink
minus-squarejordanlund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·8 months agoI was feeling pretty bad so I went to see the doctor. He checks me out and says “Well, I have good news, and I have bad news.” “Well, give it to me straight, what’s the bad news?” “Bad news is, you have leprosy.” “Jesus Christ, doc! What’s the good news?” “Good news is, it’s just the 24-hour kind.”
I was feeling pretty bad so I went to see the doctor.
He checks me out and says “Well, I have good news, and I have bad news.”
“Well, give it to me straight, what’s the bad news?”
“Bad news is, you have leprosy.”
“Jesus Christ, doc! What’s the good news?”
“Good news is, it’s just the 24-hour kind.”