Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoToday, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.message-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1348arrow-down116
arrow-up1332arrow-down1message-squareToday, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squareEtterra@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·8 months agoThus demonstrating the importance of correct comma use. It can be the critical factor when helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up13·8 months agol felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse, but he said he needed a hand or he couldn’t get up.
minus-squareDeceptichum@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·8 months agoIs that how he got the name Mr.Hands?
minus-squarelightnegative@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·8 months agoIt’s why horses are measured by hands
minus-squareClockworkOtter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-28 months agoDid you help your uncle jack off afterwards?
minus-squareshortwavesurfer@monero.townlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 months agoOr “Let’s eat aunt Sally” vs “Let’s eat, aunt Sally”
Thus demonstrating the importance of correct comma use.
It can be the critical factor when helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.
l felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse, but he said he needed a hand or he couldn’t get up.
Is that how he got the name Mr.Hands?
It’s why horses are measured by hands
Yes, farm hands
Did you help your uncle jack off afterwards?
Or “Let’s eat aunt Sally” vs “Let’s eat, aunt Sally”
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