Institutions need a place to live, too!
You’re completely Emmental!
Maybe their family members committed acts they didn’t want to be associated with.
Could well just be a Utah thing, but here they take your information/look at your ID when you first scrap metal some/most(?) places, so this would be a tough one to sell, if you pulled it off. Like a smaller, less profitable version of stealing a car. Now what?
“Hey girl, wanna take a ride on my big wet weiner?”
Gets 'em every time.
You might not be. But have you ever worked in IT support?
Unless the changes in anatomy require more kidney activity. Consider how horses pee.
Is this true?
Maybe start a charity and raise money that way?
There’s no way an 80 year old woman has the life experience to compare to a 300-1,000 year old elf. There’s an inherent power discrepancy.
Also immortal. And hypersexual.
$10 says it happened once.
Me want da punani see for make me nice,
Me love the way you walk sometimes,
The way you talk is so hot,
Now you know let’s have a shot of rum,
Then me can make you come
With me to the ocean
That would be phat
You can be my bow cat
Nice ital breeze
Bring you to your knees
We’re jammin’
Seems like a really slow way to make corn.
Oh man, a Total War: Lord of the Rings could be pretty badass.
I’m gifted with extreme literacy.
No, you just gave me an opportunity to use my incredible god-like gift.
You’d think these guys would know how to open a private Firefox tab.
Wouldn’t you add an “e?”
Legoes