“why (some OK movie from 20 years ago) is a masterpiece”
- should be obvious they pad their vids for runtime (unsuccessfully boring)
- they need to cool it with the titles; we live in a post clickbait world
I suspect, with almost 0 evidence, that the reason clickbait seems so effective is that there’s a large contingent of viewers that it works on. So when you try playing the game, you’ll see a surge in popularity. But such easily-won viewers are also easily lost if you don’t play the game well enough, or someone else does it better. So if you want to keep your numbers up, you have to play the game hard, but doing that can drive away the loyal viewers that would seek out your videos even if the algorithm stopped promoting them. You can’t measure your success through metrics alone.
In a way, if you play the game how YouTube wants you to play it (which is of course what makes them the most money,) you stop being an artist using YouTube as your platform and start being a worker for YouTube instead.
How is that post clickbait? Isn’t it the definition of clickbait?
Post clickbait as in we all know what theyre doing, and they know the audience knows what theyre doing
Popeye. So much so, that my phone autocorrected it to Popeyes, and that doesn’t exist in my country.
I bet no one knows how strong spinach can make you, then
It has to be the crappy canned spinach. If you can power through a can of raw spinach, you’d probably be jacked
Grandma’s Boy
The “guy who thinks he’s a robot” was insufferable. But I’ll always be fond of
“DRIVE, MONKEY! DRIIIIVE! WOOOOO!”
Hey, that movie is a cult classic! YOU WOULDN’T SAY THAT TO SOMEONE WITH ROBOT LEGS!
Any of you seen Gattaca?
People do talk about Gattaca, it’s probably the most realistic cyberpunk movie I’ve seen!
We had to watch it in biology class. Idk if I learned anything, but it did make me curious about adding moar leg.
Sometimes I wonder about teachers. Did they actually think we’d learn something from a Hollywood movie, or did they just need a day?
Extra butt.
Now I wanna see a cyberpunk drama where you need more ass to join NASA
"I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite policy proposal in this thread. "
“We’ll bang, okay?”
It’s a symantical trap.
Any movie mentioned is being talked about.
“First, I wanna thank my sponsor WORLD OF TANKS!”
“Got some state secrets to leak but also got no friends? Leak them on World of Tanks to prove an insignificant point.”
Naaaahhhh thats War Thunder. World of Tanks is a whaling game.
Ah yes, right you are there friend, it is indeed War Thunder I’m thinking of. But enlighten me if you will, a whaling game?