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Deebster@lemmy.ml to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Dads naming boats might be my new favourite thing

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Dads naming boats might be my new favourite thing

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Deebster@lemmy.ml to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/8430628

Boat rule

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  • Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I really like ‘Unsinkable II’. It’s got layers.

    • elephantium@lemmy.world
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      Like thermoclines :D

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    Friend of a friend had “Sail Hatin”. Best I’ve heard yet.

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      Magnificent !

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    Bouyancé

  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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    Hmm.

    • Still Afloat?
    • Usain Boat
    • I Worked Overtime For This
    • Not A Pirate Ship
    • The Hullaballoos
    • Aitch-Emm-Ess Vincible
    • and, obviously, Boaty McBoatface
    • Slovene@feddit.nl
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      Dock Holiday

      Dock Marlins

    • wildncrazyguy@kbin.social
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      • Ship Stinks
      • Hope Floats
      • Float Some
      • Look at my Deck
      • Ship off my Shoulder
      • We all float on
      • Port Whine
      • Kiss my Aft
    • Moody@lemmy.zip
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      Sea me now

  • invisiblegorilla@sh.itjust.works
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    I saw a cruise ship once called Costa Fortuna

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    Saw one on the way home today “Bow Movement”

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    Next up: racing horse names:

    https://www.stadiumtalk.com/s/best-racehorse-names-be7b8ad6b49a42df

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      Potoooooooo

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      Hoof Hearted. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow3iWmcTX-Y

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    Mine was a compilation of my wife and daughter’s name; Elisae and as a nod to my Norwegian heritage it was the Norse Elisae. It was only a 22’ though

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      It’s not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean.

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        small craft advisory

      • graeghos_714@lemmy.world
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        Michigander so it was all in the Great Lakes or smaller bodies of water. It was mostly a fishing boat

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    Should be “Wood Knot”…

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    Like millennials naming their wifi

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      I work in marine conservation (well, adjacent to). My wifi is SteamedDugong

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    They see me Sailing, and Baiting.

    • e̶t̶t̶y̶b̶l̶a̶t̶a̶n̶t̶@lemmy.world
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      Periscopin’ that they gon’ catch me jibin’ dirty

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    Those are excellent. Can somebody explain “Fishizzle” to me ? it’s the only one I don’t get

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      This + ‘fish’

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        thanks !

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