You can drive 13 hours from NYC and still be in NYC. A sane mind cannot comprehend this.
Especially if you take the tunnel
First time visiting, i arrived in Sāo Paulo in a Bus, when i saw the sign "Welcome to Sāo Paulo i stood up and started to get my things… When we got to the São Paulo Bus Station, 5 hours later, i understood why the other passengers were very amused by my behavior.
A fitting punishment for choosing to drive in NYC
I know so many people who choose to drive. It blows my mind. Like, yeah, the subways can be frustrating, but nowhere near as frustrating as driving in the city.
Bikes are the best way to get around the city.
The truelly scary part is you only be a mile away if your lucky :)
What kind of crazy person drives in NYC?
Some of us have no choice. I drive for work sometimes and jesus it’s so frustrating. Can turn a 12hr work day into a 16hr one.
If you drove circles around my neighborhood for 13 hours, you’d still be in my neighborhood. The non-local area’n mind cannot comprehend this.
If you sit in the car and make engine noises for 13 hours you’d still be in my driveway! The adult mind cannot comprehend this.
13 hours from now I’ll still be on the couch…
🤯
If I sat in my car and made engine noises for 13 hours, I’d die from carbon monoxide poisoning. My adult mind cannot comprehend this.
> get in car
> drive for 13 hours
> still at home
> wtf how?
It’s called sim racing addiction.
Don’t worry, they just competed in Le Mans Virtual.
Mind. Circled.
I can drive for like 2 minutes in my mind and still be in my mind. Beyond that I’m more limited by my attention span than the amount of space I can imagine.
I can walk 13 hours in my bedroom and still be in my bedroom. An insane mind cannot comprehend this.
Doesn’t make sense. Can you prove it?
Well that trip has maybe 1 hour in Holland. The rest is other provinces.
🤫 They don’t know that
Are nether lands anything like nether regions?
yes, in the sense that they have negative elevation ;)
Speak for yourself
Is this a euphamism for fellatio? Because I believe Amsterdam has that.
Everyone knows Holland = Netherlands = Holland
You can cycle for 13 hours anywhere in the country and still be alive, usa’nean mind can’t comprehend this
This is who I expected to be delivering that line
Gru when he sees one of his adopted daughters:
You can drive in Russia for 161 hours and still be in Russia:
Yeah, but plenty of the land contributed to Russia doesn’t belong to them, so its fake
To Magadan!
And that’s not even a lap like the OP’s picture (if Russia even has such roads to approximate driving the perimeter)
Best joke of the day! You wouldn’t even consider the road across a road, lmao, perimeter.
You can drive 30minutes into Russia and end up in Ukraine! No matter where you start from
If you are male russian citizen between age of 18 and 30, that is not currently a student, then yes. Or doctor of any age.
New friend: “hey, we live close, why don’t you come over?”
You: go full circle through the whole country to get there
It’s like that one time in Australia when the road was closed
Better to book a flight to circumnavigate the globe first.
Holland is only the western part of the netherlands.
You can drive 13 hours from R’lyeh and still be in R’lyeh, the euclidean mind cannot comprehend this.
I mean, if we wanna be silly about it
Bonus, here’s my travels from my home-state from my current home to my girlfriend’s home-state, back and to where we are planning on moving next year.
63 hours? Pffft. Driving in Russia for 161 hours:
161 hours is a very optimistic estimation… given the extreme weather conditions and the awful roads at the far east.
TIL in Texas and Holland you can only drive on a road once.
That’s just cause y’all’s roads are slow.
Texas has many roads with 80/85mph limits. (128/136kph)
And you can still drive 13 hours and stay in Texas.
Laughs in no speed limit
Best of all, you can likely make that same lap on bicycle as well as the cycling infrastructure is beyond awesome.
I want that here. I feel like so much less of a dying lazy ass when I bike places. I also don’t zonk out and suddenly realize I’m at the destination with no recollection of anything leading up to it since getting into the car.
You can drive for an unlimited amount of time as long as you circle around the streets of your city
Doesn’t count
