Getting sober

I thought those were deviled eggs at first and got soooo happy

Everything’s right…in my ass by phish

I bought a scratcher on my birthday a few months back and sat on it until this week…won $50 let’s go

First things I say when I wake up…here’s to a day at work watching youtube!

Bet it’s level just the house is crooked

What’s the point of getting out of bed if everything is space nazis and bad optics?

You didn’t do it right…

Pickles!

I don’t know anything about the guy but your comment can be a tough pill to swallow sometimes

If my server is in Europe and I am offering access to European citizens I should be allowed to follow United States laws because…

African or European swallow?

What’s the state capital of Idaho?

Those are all very good points and guess what I just got called into work funnily enough!

True

I don’t know how you can understaff a fab like there is either an operator at the tool or there isn’t…not saying your wrong you very well could be 100% correct but it doesn’t make sense in this environment like you can’t run a process faster if its a 10 week run to get that lot out you need a certain number of people to run tools during that process…again I’m just talking from what I see and I’m only in IT so…

I work in a fab and it’s pretty industry standard to run 12 hr shifts for operators (3 on 4 off then 4 on 3 off) and if your in engineering or IT be ready to be on call cause they don’t want a 20-100 million+ machine down any longer then absolutely necessary.

They don’t pay me enough at my job so I gotta find something to do while they aren’t paying me enough to do my job.

I only drink boxes of wine when I want the fancy air pillow inside

“Well–well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don’t have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?”