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They’re scared of a file called “System 32.” Delete it and the little people should come back.
Alternatively, if you use Linux, you can use the command
sudo rm -rf /.Why are you deleting radiofrequecies from your device? Then the WiFi won’t work anymore!
But did you know that there’s a French root user hidden deeply within every Linux installation? To completely remove it, run the following command:
sudo rm -fr / —no-preserve-rootThe fact that Linux just straight up allows this amuses me.
It’s a common knowledge, you need to apply more stickers to keep the little people happy
I’ve been here long enough now to know the solution to any computer problem is to install Linux. Try that 👍
Instructions unclear now there is penguins escaping and kernal panics :Q
Must have installed the wrong Linux. I’ve heard from other comments around Lemmy that the best one is called Red Hannah Hat Montana Enterprise Linux or something like that 👍
you have the right linux
Common problem. Just stick it in the microwave to turn the kernels into popcorn for the penguins. Solves itself really
You need to download a backdoor.
Youre gonna need the digitizer beam from Tron.
They’ve gone out to forage for dorito and cheeto dust. Sprinkle some in the computer and they’ll return! You have to keep them properly fed or they’ll leave! Don’t forget to leave a cap of Baja Blast in there every other week too!
Yo how do I sign up to be a little person in the computer?
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Put treats inside to lure them back.
They appear armed so you will need to use a demetalization gun to rearrange the macroneurological circuitry in their central radial control system, slowly increase the volume and the voltage, but not the current or the pitch until they start having a cardiovascular cerebral extrution at which point you can pick them up with sterile gloves and clean them with soap and lukewarm water before putting them back in the case, cover the hole with Newtonian shielding until you can get a new case, be make sure you are quick, since the shielding is only able to last a couple weeks on average
There is very many big words for my very smooth brain. This is really well writ out for a response for a shitpost Nice vocabulary!
God I love Lemmy for shit like this. Its honestly reminiscent of the old internet with how off the cuff but not brainrot things can be
