Do the alphabet with your tongue
Like a bulldog eating custard.
Reminds me of a joke I heard…
Kid goes to his father, Dad what does a vagina look like?"
Dad: “Before sex or after sex?”
Kid: “uh… before sex.”
Dad: “Like a rose, with all it’s pedals in full bloom”
kid: thinks for a second. “huh ok. What about after sex?”
Dad “Ever see a bulldog eating mayonnaise?”
Buy it dinner first
Will ramen do?
Fast, before it evolves into Pac-Man
edit: grammar
Not the orangussy 🫦
Orangina
I should call her…
Buy it dinner first
Lick it like ice cream and if people stare at you weirdly, offer them to share it with you.
Slice hole vertically in the middle between and stick tounge in and slurp it out
Start at the little hole at the bottom
Spread the lips and dig in.
Suppositorily.