I can’t help but think of this.
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Actual nightmare material.
This might be a prison.
Don’t forget the cameras
but it’s for your own safety
Need ta check ya ayzzhole
I’m a big boy
Just like those “we value your privacy” cookie banners that don’t give you the option to reject all. If they truly valued my privacy, they would give me that option instead of having me toggle off 500000 “partners” one by one in the hopes I accidentally skip one. Bastards.
I like the one that takes 30 seconds to deny all but accepts all instantly.
Most transparent dark pattern
I just decide that any site doing that doesn’t really have anything meaningful to provide and has mostly copy-pasted content from actual resource-providing websites, with added SEO.
So I just close the site most of the time.So far it has paid off. I tend to find more sites that give information that was actually written by someone knowledgable about the field.
Thinking I should start making my own list, considering search engines are probably never going to make those easier to find.
Those aren’t compliant. The reject all needs to be as prominent as the accept all option without any additional clicks. So many sites get it wrong it’s insane!
So many sites get it wrong
If they get away with it, they very much got it right
But they’ll see me shirtless.
And how much poop I get on my hands with my clumsy wipe
Now there’s at least three of us: you, me and George Costanza.
We value your privacy, we share your data with all of our 762 partners!
It is honestly disgusting when they list the number of parties, especially when you see 100+ vendors on the “Legitimate purpose” toggle. Fuck off you have a legitimate purpose to my browsing.
“We value our customers privacy”
“Privacy is our top priority”
“We and our 895 marketing partners value your privacy very much”
“We value our customers privacy”
I mean, I can imagine that. I’m sure they know the exact market value of every behavioral data point they can extract from me and the negative impact my desire for privacy has on that value.
“We value our customers’ privacy - it’s our main revenue stream!”
Lately, all Ive been getting are changes involving arbitration. Shit, I even got one from a fucking grocery store app.
How it’s not illegal to bypass the friggin justice system…
“it’s called being transparent. Oh no, not for us”
Why is there no paper or bidets…
Enshitification, literally
Pray we do not update it again.
Are they required by law or something to send those out? It is almost like needing to reconfirm your cookie in the webbrowser
Transparency is key
I know this bathroom, they have the stalls, you sit down and your head peeks over the top of the walls. I guess they expected everyone to be very short? I’m not even six foot so I don’t know. I think of it as the social shitter.
If I remember, it’s pink.
There’s public washrooms like this in a mall in Seattle, or at least there was a few years back. Half height stalls. When one is sitting the walls only come up to your elbows. One of the most bizarre setups for a public bathroom I’ve seen in my travels.
Poor Shaq if he ever has to use those
