I guess it already has been 3 weeks since I last posted this is someone’s comment sections

shows what you guys know

i met a girl through her bio last week and it turns out we’re so compatible we have the same social security number, birthday and mother’s maiden name

Not even the bots would message me.

I remember when people were losing their shit when the fedis had a brief spam attack on the most crowded instances, saying it’s unusable and unacceptable. Meanwhile, Twitter pornbots are not even remotely close to being fixed for years and they’re ok with that.

Petting cat in biology class :)))))??