The best thing you can do in this situation is masturbate and get it out of your system.

I would cross the street to piss on him if he was on fire. In fact, he doesn’t even need to be on fire.

I didn’t know this word, but Elizabeth Warren has an entry in Wikipedia and it’s not for the reason she’d want.

Best reason to have baskets.

One of ours sleeps in a basket like this above my partner.

I’m native because I was born here therefore I’m indigenous. Works every time.

Thank you. That really made me smile and I never would have asked that question myself. Now I wonder what they do if you had a bigger one in at time of death.

At least a human artist on LSD makes stuff that looks interesting / good.

https://www.openculture.com/2024/05/artist-draws-9-portraits-on-lsd-during-1950s-research-experiment.html

Awesome.

See, all these people who wonder how the ancient Egyptians built the pyramids don’t realize that they were hauling those stones in Cybertrucks!

These people are so fucking stupid.

Fifteen or sixteen kids. Completely irresponsible. Pull out, dawg. Shoot it on her belly. Why would you do this to yourself?

Poor guy got no respect. It was pretty sad.

Seriously, though. I saw his standup for the first time several years ago. I think this was from the early 80s on Carson and the dude was lit. I only knew him from movies and his general schtick. I’d never seen his timing and delivery. He was great.

4chan

Broadcast it live. I love comedy.

I laughed more than I would have expected at this. Awesome. Get us some power stations or whatever.

Whatever the current stand-in for the former Linksys Wrtg whatever router. I kept that (the old one) cheap piece of crap because I could pull it out of storage as an emergency test device if my real router ever borked out for well over a decade. It finally stopped being useful because I couldn’t flash the firmware (at least not as easily as in the past) and just go. Bought the new one and it felt like garbage in my hand. Cheap and light af and wouldn’t let me set it up for wired only (had to create a WiFi network to activate it). I boxed it back up and threw it at the front door. It was returned the next day.

When I was in high school, a guy devised a sex toy from a rolled up towel, a food service disposable glove, a bed, and lotion. He called his invention a Fifi. We were at a military academy where bad kids with whits-end parents got sent. I wonder what happened to him. Maybe he invented real dolls when he grew up.

Support candidates who want to limit the ability for large tech companies to acquire their competitors. Maybe even those that wish to see their acquisitions rolled back. Maybe even those that wish to see them broken up.

Aha! So this is how one snuck into a video I downloaded last night. Fuckers. At least with a locally downloaded file I can quickly skip ahead.