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Ok c’mon guys. They start with
I have a theory based on evidence
and then ending with
Evidence be damned!
That can’t be a coincidence, this has to be a troll post
Not a troll. Just a voter trying to get both sides.
Never talks about the propulsion mechanism. Given what we know about how they were built, it’s obvious they used the Peasant Railgun.
…is what I would say, if it wasn’t inherently obvious that their real purpose was actually to be landing pads for alien spaceshipsThis is going to sound crazy, but hear me out… What if the ships also brought a device which allows for instantaneous travel between planets? Some kind of gate? A gate to the stars, if you will? Perhaps we should start a dig in Giza, who knows what we’ll uncover!
As we all know, alien space ships are shaped like cubes with a quadrilateral pyramid removed from the center, so they resemble sort of avant garde/brutalist tables.
Then one lands on or docks with a Giza pyramid and that little timmy, that is how a TIME CUBE is born.
Makes more sense than tomb… but come on its clearly a device that was thought into existence and helps to balance your inner spirit/body/mind.
I’m pretty sure this is satire.
It’s gotta be. I need it to be. The line between satire and reality has become so dangerously thing I am losing my sanity.
I’d read/watch the shit out of a DaVinci code style story about how pyramids existed to bring the pharaohs closer to Ra
This actually fits pretty well with the infantapulting hypothesis and I choose to believe they are evidence of each other.
