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Cake day: 2023年6月13日

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  • Thanos’ snap wouldn’t kill 50% of each survivors’ gut microbiome, it would kill 50% of all the lil buggies that compromise all gut microbiomes, and if the snap effects individuals randomly, you’d see a normal distribution (I think, I haven’t taken stats in a decade). So some survivors would retain 100% of their microbiome, some would lose it all, with a bell curve in between, probably with the peak around 50%.














  • Bread is probably the least time consuming thing on that list though. There’s a whole slew of no-knead recipes out there, and it takes about 5 minutes to measure out and mix together the ingredients. After that it’s just waiting for it to rise, another 5 minutes to shape the loaf, proof it, toss it in the oven and wait till it’s done. For 10 minutes of active prep time, you can have a nice loaf of crusty white bread that’s nearly as good as something you’d find in some bougie bakery. Granted it takes a couple seconds of pre-planning since the rise/proofing times are long, but most basic no-knead recipes are super forgiving on that, and if something comes up before you’re able to bake it, you can toss your uncooked dough into the fridge for short term storage, or freeze it for long term.


  • There’s a variety of lunches that are cheap and insanely easy though:

    • Stir fry with leftover rice, an egg, and some frozen veggies
    • Sandwich with a piece of fruit or some veggies
    • Leftover soup heated up on the stove (or in the microwave if ya nasty)
    • Cold pasta dishes like pasta salad with leftover protein thrown on top
    • Charcuterie plate with cold cuts, crackers, cheeses, and jams
    • Salad with cold leftover proteins
    • Leftover fried chicken straight out the fridge, as God intended

    Like sure, some of these things rely on having leftovers laying around to dress up a bit, but I think that’s a reasonable thing to expect of most people.