• ryan213@lemmy.caEnglish
    131·
    6 months ago

    Have kids with the bible. Own a van full of bible kids. Buy a house in the bible suburbs.

    • whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      8·
      6 months ago

      Post baby Bible photos on bookface and pretend your life is better than it is. Fight with your Bible spouse in public but in hushed tones. File for Bible divorce but learn you can neither marry, nor divorce a book so you were never really married to begin with. It was just a weird ceremony you held alone in your basement surrounded by stuffed animals. 🧸

    • YurkshireLad@lemmy.caEnglish
      7·
      6 months ago

      Take the eldest bible to soccer practice, eye up other bible’s mums. Secretly hook up with another bible’s mum and……

  • suction@lemmy.worldEnglish
    31·
    6 months ago

    Ok but why does it have to be this year? All the good convention venues in my area are fully booked.