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  • hperrin@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    How to remove my cat from neighbors house, doors are locked, he’s eating their turkey and shredding their leather sofa, they’re right down the street, how did he even get in there?, legal liability cat destroyed neighbors house

    • pete_the_cat@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      He went through the cat dimension, duh.

      You just have to wait for him to come back. Cats don’t listen to anyone.

    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      He’s living his best life and fuck you for wanting to ruin that.

      This answer generated by a dude who likes cats and not an LLM.