Gatorade, it’s what plants crave!
Don’t knock it till you try it!
Isn’t that used to make marketing photos of pizza look more appealing?
This image convinced me to make pizza. No glue, though I guess it technically involved flour and water (and starch and/or cellulose on the pre-shredded cheese)
Well, its not wrong.
As a large language model I cannot comment on the ethical implications or legality of glue on pizza.
It is important to note that there are a variety of edible glues used in food production and if you are unsure, it is best to consult a professional. Remember, it is always best to bring any ethical or legal concerns about food glue to a registered dietician or other dietary professional.
Happy eating!
Where this came from is commercials would add glue to the cheese to get the “cheese pull” effect for the camera.
I am not a bot. Probably.
According to Mastodon:
The Google AI isn’t hallucinating about glue in pizza, it’s just over indexing an 11 year old Reddit post by a dude named fucksmith.
That’s fucking brilliant. Post truth era ❤️❤️❤️
That is… hilarious.
Look at that comment yo upvote ratio. A human user could easily tell just from that the advice is questionable, but the machine thinks it’s a highly engaging comment and values it more than a highly upvoted comment with no discussion under it.
AI will kill us all. But not how we thought it would.
It’s like the third season of Westworld where the AI is telling everyone what to do (e.g. assigns them jobs, determines if they’re going to be criminals, etc) and people just blindly accept it.
Americans will do anything to avoid using proper cheese.
It’s Elmer’s Glue. Kindergartners have been chugging it for years. What’s the problem?
The result in the screenshot is taken almost wholesale from a 11 y/o reddit comment.
Let that sink in. 11 y/o comments on Reddit are what trained this AI and it is now spitting them out as results for people looking for help.
We are not long for this world.
11-year-old posts are fine. It’s not like pizza-cooking techniques become obsolete; if there’s old wisdom I still want it.
It’s just, you know, better not to quote shitposts, you know?
This thing where search engines only want new results is actually quite bad. I was looking for advice on exactly how to physically arrange the wiring and connections for some batteries in parallel. SearXNG gave me great results that were really helpful from electricians posting on old forums of varying age. DDG and Google only gave me bullshit SEO sites. But they were new!
That post on mastodon claiming that it strictly came from a reddit post could purely be coincidental. If you Google “how common is glue in food,” you’ll find a ton of links talking about commercials using stuff other than food in food commercials/ads to make the food/drink look more “vivid/full/whatever.”
Don’t browse mastadon. I came to this conclusion myself after finding the reddit post in question. The answer from Google wouldn’t pass a plagiarism test, the wording was nearly identical.
If I had altered a primary source this little on a term paper I would get flagged for plagiarism.
The AI copy pasted down to the amount of cheese and then changed some words slightly to hide the theft.
It came from Reddit
You’re right, I somehow missed that it mentioned the exact same amount, heh
Yeah how long before it tells someone to put motor oil on pancakes since that’s what they use for commercials.
Another one I found:
Which is just this I think https://medium.com/@azalben/re-can-i-drink-this-delicious-sounding-bleach-8b9db1326f9cGranted I’m baiting it and it does say not to drink it.
Trump waddles into the chat.
Best tasting bleach there is, and no one knows more about this stuff than me. It’s a good way to stop the virus. We can bring this into the body, you know, almost like a cleaning. Or hit the body with a very powerful light. Sounds interesting. We’ve got guys looking into that, too.
Relax, you guys. It clearly says to use non-toxic glue. SHEEESH. People with their anti-pizza-glue agenda.
“Non-toxic” is like “inflammable” right? It means highly toxic.
Anyway I used rubber cement and now I’m sweating bile. Is that a problem?
P.S.: If AI ever parrots back anything I’ve said online out of context I really hope it’s, “Non-toxic is like inflammable”
Nice, they blocked/corrected some prompts but not that one
And it is only an eighth of a cup.
We’re one step closer to Cheesoid.
Petril?
No, Cheesoid! It’s cheese with glue :(
Cheesoid hate self
I really hope we don’t have to watch AI to go though all the various shitshow phases of reddit history, like the racist subs, fat people hate, jailbait, etc.
Reddit and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
Now I want a GPT that was only trained on /b/ and /pol/
@twei @Boozilla You’re in luck! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efPrtcLdcdM
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://www.piped.video/watch?v=efPrtcLdcdM
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Didn’t it score better on the truthfulness tests?
TAY did nothing wrong!
