Hey boys related topic
Raise your hand if you’ve ever seen a dental dam in real life
Is that a god dam joke
Advised of them in school… decade(s) pass… where the dams at
It a dam shame to separate the beaver like that
Absolutely tragic but I suppose half a dozen infections could be worse, depending
I think these dam puns are going over your head friend
The embarrassment will gnaw away at me for many moons to come
I actually have, even held it, never used it though
I’ve seen a beaver dam
I was in a poly relationship with a sex educator so I’ve not only seen but also used dental dams, as well as all different kinds of condoms.
So there is somebody!
🏅 for staying safe
:)
How big was the gyatt
Happy pride month I guess
Keep this in mind the next time she tells you that you are “so big”.
I am, but vaginas are bigger. It’s the tenting; I can fit my whole fist in there and I’ve got big hands.
Go on…
Most of them also bleed monthly. You’re welcome.
That’s because they floss too hard.
Probably.
“Flossing the Vagina Dentata” 👈 title of my memoirs
TIL humans are in fact Hyaenas.
Or cassowaries.
Shai hulud!
Is it hard to bear? My overwhelming power? Its weight. Its…girth.
“Even a 747 jumbo jet engine looks tiny flying into the grand canyon!” ~ HHH
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How can women not feel like a trashcan with that bin liner hanging out?
A true cum dumpster.
If women are a dumpster, does that mean men are trash?
Lemme dump my dirty trash in your dumbster, babe
Fuck yes babe, talk dirty to me!
