- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.cringecollective.io
- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.cringecollective.io
So, two things:
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Did the people who decide age doesn’t matter never experience “old man strength”? If you haven’t, go shake the hand of some gnarly old guy, bonus points if he does his own gardening. When you pry your fingers from that stone-like grip, let us know.
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Pointy things don’t need strength, they often only need a target. Also: Grandma’s Boomstick, just saying.
Look, the point I’m trying to make is that these people are idiots. Even raisin face McPalpatine came back after he skydived through an electric funnel. Lessons people, lessons!
Even raisin face McPalpatine came back after he skydived through an electric funnel.
Somehow
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But what about using a gun to kill someone?
Poison works pretty well for the elderly too, at least according to all the murder mysteries I’ve seen on the BBC.
tell that to my arthritis
Too old? Challenge accepted
“Gotcha bitch!”