Star fortresses only became common after the invention of cannon artillery. That’s exceedingly modern for this type of nonsense.
These types are obsessed with star fortresses for reasons I can’t begin to comprehend, but they all think they’re ancient.
They feel ancient for those born yesterday…
for reasons I can’t begin to comprehend
Maybe 'cause they’re star-shaped?
i love ‘melon glands’… feels like great slang for ‘breasts’
I’m feeling really melon collie about this.
I wonder how many people will get the reference-
I can’t tell if that’s Jeff Goldblum or Rick Moranis, and it’s pickling my brain 🤯
Eddie Deezen actually.
Probably most famous for his minor role in Wargames.
I never would have said that it was him 😱
It’s just the angle. It’s clear in other scenes.
But those scenes don’t involve “the two giant melons.”
bofa Deezen guesses are good but not quite right.
I don’t care about the guy. Who’s the chick with the big knockers?
That’s the only reason anyone’s in the comment section.
Speak for yourself. I was here for the “Acktyually star forts are pretty modern” comment, which I would’ve posted if that guy hadn’t.
So they’re finally going for the buildings made by Europeans calling them impossible and made by aliens, we’ve gone full circle now.
“Unbelievable History”
Yeah… that sums it up pretty well.
mmmm… melon glaaaands
You really need a good melon gland baller to get the best of the gland.
Did you know? Skyscrapers were built by atlantideans, those impossible structures of steel and glass don’t follow the laws of physics.
You’re right. I don’t believe it.
They’re absolutely right. I don’t believe this.
why would this be covered up if it was true
It’s always a coverup with these people.
I mean it literally has to be, the whole point of uncovering some conspiracy is to find evidence that the world is not what it seems, this allows one to embrace the stories their brains write to explain why they’re constantly anxious, depressed, hopeless or scared. Conspiracism is a response to emotional states, and in fact most of our beliefs and experience of the world is guided by our emotional states, it’s just that most of the time we can connect together narratives that we can all agree on. Sometimes people split off and decide to start agreeing on new things because they think some hidden truth is the real reason why they’re miserable.
