Lmao my dyslexic ass read this as “formed head of NASA” and was confused why everyone was so doomy about itm
I’m not alarmed. You’re alarmed.
“If you don’t have anything to hide, you won’t mind us looking, would you?”
But don’t worry those are one way mirrors
Yeah, so they can see inside…
you have correctly identified the joke.
Not sure what to make of this
No reasons to be concerned, citizen. The former head of the largest surveillance agency in the world just joined as a C-level member to the largest data scraping company in the world
Ok that makes sense. I don’t like this.
You will tell the AI all of your most private thoughts and feelings. The AI will be your closest friend, lover, and confidant.
If you refuse to let the AI know everything about you, you will be considered a terrorist pedophile… a TERROR-PEDO!
How dare you have secrets? What are you hiding there? Why are you trying to have privacy? How dare you?
Remain calm. Assume the position. Your patience is appreciated. A legally authorized operative will be with you shortly. Stop resisting. Or else it gets the hose again.
Remember that Friend Computer loves you. Returning that love TO Friend Computer is MANDATORY, and failure to comply will be considered treason and thus grounds for IMMEDIATE TERMINATION. Thank you citizen and have a mandatorily happy day!
I don’t like it
Retired army general as well. Such a nice person… Not.
I’ve heard stories. Decent DIRNSA, proud father, but a real dick sometimes.
Those tech bros are up to something
“former”
I was wondering what that ominous music was when I woke up this morning
I thought I shit myself again but this is actually worse
I’m sure there’s nothing nefarious going on here.