He’s so excited to be your friend foam bubbles are building up on his mouth!
Just think about your human friends.
They’re all apex predators. 😌
Maybe my friends are, but my potato self is definitely not
Potatoes are apex root vegetables.
Hmmm, so you’re saying I should carry an elephant gun when I hangout with my “friends”?
They are omnivores. But cats… Cats are.
All of my friends are apex predators. Most of my family too (except for the dogs).
I am a meat popsicle
You’re not classified as human?
Negative
This is exactly how someone classified as human would respond to this kind of question.
This feels generous given the average person, but I see where you’re coming from.
People can surprise you sometimes, it’s one of our superpowers.
Me when cheetahs
This is definitely an apex friend, just look at those ears:
Wolves are apex predators. Or were till we turned them into poodles.