Alternative title: Dinosaurs wouldn’t be that big if they weren’t that big
Dog-sized dinosaurs are one of the most popular animals on the planet right now, so much so that they’re the default flavor “everything tastes like.”
*eyes white shepard dog*
Man, animal protection organisations weren’t kidding when they said poultry chickens are MASSIVE
Dogs are small like dogs, but they’re pretty popular
I dunno. I grew up around a lot of horned lizards and they are awesome. Bump them up to small dog size and they’d still be awesome, though significantly more dangerous.
Another hot take: Marshmallows wouldn’t be that popular if they were savoury like cabbage
Another bonus hot take: Summer wouldn’t be that popular if it was cold like winter
Idk I’d love Summer if it was cold like Winter
Surprise Ice Age, coming your way!
Don’t tease me
So far our Dutch summer has mostly been 10°C rainy days, which is what our winters tend to look like. So myeah.
Wrong. I for one would love to have a minibronto. Or a lap-diplodocus. Or a triceratops named Spikey.
Hell, Archaeropteryx would look great perched on the curtain rod like a small parakeet.
And if you have rodent issues in your house, just unleash the T-rex. On that note, does Latin have a diminutive form of “Rex” ?
Plus, imagine the two playful Pachycephalosauri bumping their heads together all the time, with an audible click every time they did.
Rexito
Tyrannosaurus Parvus
Yeah I was about to say, imagine this tiny Velociraptor purring in your lap sleeping off the murder of the chirpy-chirpy flap-thing in the garden.
They were small like dogs too. Remember that scene in Jurassic Park where all the little dinosaurs ganged up on Hammond and ate the shit out of him? Or was that just in the book… Well either way there were small dinosaurs. They just don’t get as much press.
there were small dinosaurs. They just don’t get as much press.
I rest my case
i mean have you seen how popular corgies are?
More than Dinosaurs? I’m not sure what planet you are on but we all like Earth Dinosaurs
I mean, raptors
I think it has more to do with them being one of the oldest discoveries
I think the oldest discovery is actually your mother (she is very old)
Aw heck yes they would
There were a lot of dog sized dinos and nobody cares about them, which means you’re right!
Would dogs be more popular if they were big as dinosaurs though?
Your best friend, transport, guard, and bed, all in one fluffy wrapping. Fuck yeah.
