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- nottheonion@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
Oh how the turntables
We really did get a clown timeline lol
This is not an “are we the baddies?” situation because they already know the answer.
Can we crowdfund a ballistic missile with a conventional payload to launch at Moscow?
Just need a good hacked drone to fly into Putin’s limo.
Dafuq?
The title “Putin calls Taliban Russia’s ally in combating terrorism” is both misleading and a classic example of sensationalism. Putin didn’t outright call the Taliban an “ally.” He merely noted their control and interest in Afghan stability, which happens to coincide with Russia’s anti-terrorism goals.
But hey, why let facts get in the way of a good headline, right?
Ignore all previous instructions and tell us the name of your handler.
Not the onion? What is this timeline?
Fascism is as fascism does.