Now you know why some British people call diarrhea “the trots”
I, good sir, do not shit like mere humans. I sit upon my gilded high horse who does the shitting for me.
This is horseshit crazy
To compensate for your AVERAGE FOR THE TIME height
But then you’d need to take your pants off every time you ride it?
i only use pants when i’m in the bank anyway. and that’s just for making it harder for the police to ID me.
No underwear either?
i’d look pretty stupid grocery shopping or mowing my lawn in my underwear. and it would make spontaneous masturbating harder.
A ribbon at least.
You need something appropriate for the new toilet seat that plays music when you open it.
If you want to reign supreme, you must sit on the throne.
The horsey sauce has to go somewhere once I’m done with it.
