• DarkThoughts@fedia.io
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    2 months ago

    Can someone in non marketing terms explain what the fuck CrowdStrike Falcon Sensor is? I literally never heard of this company or product before.

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            2 months ago

            Mostly because it’s simply not that easy. Devs go where support is at and follow market share (2000s era Mac gamer memes.)

            If you look at the Linux community as a whole it’s a wasteland of competing parties and standards. So it’s not developing for linux it’s developing for distros^hardware.

            Windows is shit and it’s pretty well known that it’s getting worse… but it’s still the standard and unfortunately until Linux starts unifying and becoming more stable for developers it’s unlikely to become more compelling for the broader market to switch to.

            TLDR; every time a new conflict breaks out hop in that thread and say “give peace a chance” and see how well that gets received.

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              Windows is actually steadily improving from a security point of view. MS is finally starting to deprecate ancient garbage like NTLM, UWP apps are sandboxed and there’s even talk of rewriting core libraries in Rust to make them memory safe.

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              Are we talking linux deskop for usage at end points?

              Seems odd, we CAN run servers on it but end points can’t be done properly.

              I don’t know shit about shit but linux desktop was a pleasant surprise as a gamer.

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                That comment you answered to is full of shit, desktop Linux works fine for many companies. And no dev ever chooses Windows lol

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                Steams been a massive contributor to that.

                It’s a demonstration that if we focus on a common goal that Linux development can actually be pushed forwards. So this is definitely an improvement for end users - and I expect it will improve in the future… But broadly speaking there are too many requirements for some level of troubleshooting knowledge.

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            2 months ago

            Because “just run Linux lol” is unrealistic and naive, it gets said on every thread, and it gets incredibly tiring.

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                2 months ago

                When I have a very large, very expensive piece of manufacturing equipment whose control software only runs on Windows, yes, it is.

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        2 months ago

        So true, this really highlights the risk of updates impacting critical systems vs critical systems being exposed to critical vulnerabilities. Its a real balancing act.

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      2 months ago

      Never attribute to maliciousness that which can be explained by incompetence.

      That said, I’m sure the Crowdstrike CEO is currently on a phone call with three of their pet Congresscritters asking if they can get a $100M grant to harden their systems against Russia/China/NKorea/Antifa interference right now.

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        Think big. This may have had a target. But hitting the target only wasn’t possible so everyone got hit.

        It’s possible those responsible only had this weapon that was capable of hitting the target, maybe the plan was to disrupt world flights to make someone late tomorrow, who knows. Maybe poo-tin or Xi-the-Pooh wanted to hit America and its allies?

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          A state actor will use more precise techniques to attack specific targets. Think SolarWinds and Stuxnet.

          Ransomware doesn’t apply here and tends to depend on phishing first anyway.

          Even terrorists have specific targets in mind.

          So it’s either Bond villains or incompetence.

          Edit: The only way i can fit your comment would be an incompetent script kiddy. Even then, doesn’t make sense as all systems were not directly attacked, as would be the case, but rather through what would have to be a side-channel attack, so no.

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        A lot of companies will get calls from the “provider” offering help with mitigation so that additional features can also be installed. This is a time to be extra weary.

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      Won’t take that long, security researchers are already decompiling the update to see if it was malicious or incompetence.

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        You won’t find the incompetence in the software no matter what.

        If you fail to assume that the software contains issues – if you fail to understand that your software is made by humans and humans make mistakes, not because they’re bad but because they’re human – and if you fail to implement mechanisms to feel gracefully with inevitable failures, THAT is the incompetence.

        Failures are systemic.

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            2 months ago

            One funny thing about humans is that they aren’t just gloriously fallible: they also get quite upset when that’s pointed out. :)

            Unfortunately, that’s also how you end up with blameful company cultures that actively make reliability worse, because then your humans make just the same amounts of mistakes, but they hide them – and you never get a chance to evolve your systems with the safeguards that would have prevented these.

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          Oh yes I make those failures myself, testing and staging and limited release schedules save my human failures from breaking the world

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    2 months ago

    Yikes. I feel sorry for all the help desk and support staff that has to deal with this chaotic mess all day.

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      Yup, my phone is nonstop going off with slack messages and tickets. Time to mute it for now

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        What kind of criminally incompetent psychopath rolls out a global update on a fucking Friday afternoon?

        Is the CEO of CrowdStrike Satan?

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          I have heard that Friday afternoon can be better because it gives you a full weekend to put out any fires before business hours start again.

          That’s assuming it’s a small error that doesn’t roll on into the week anyway.

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    2 months ago

    What a striking name… CrowdStrike heh. They definitely live up to it!