- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
SpaceX employees’ work is breaking barriers, while this asshat keeps terrorizing them with his utter gross bullshit
Edit: after reading through the article again, some passages stuck out, like:
Apart from aspiring to become the biological father for his Martian colony, Musk has leveraged many of his own businesses to create a civilization on Mars, including Boring Company tunnels to dig under the planet’s surface and a Tesla Cybertruck rugged enough to traverse its mountainous landscapes.
So, take it all with a grain of salt.
*Emphasis mine
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He has a dozen kids already. This dude needs to get his fetish under control.
And most of them don’t like him.
Almost everyone who’s ever known him for more than 20 minutes knows he’s a raging narcissist without the actual smarts to back it.
The cyber truck is almost rugged enough to Brave the Home Depot parking lot (so long as it’s been recently paved.
“I would like to purchase one wood, please.”
“No boss, we don’t need your sperm. Please stop asking.”
Elon proving once again he is a fucking moron
Best way to start a colony is with a genetic bottleneck.
TIL Elon keeps a cum jar.
He uses it to spice up his cereal.
In a CyberX Freezer, his next investment scam.
Elon totally has a my little pony in a jar.
Inbred martians… Neat.
Between that and the radiation, welcome to… Planet Tard.
I hope when we get to Mars we are over the whole car idea and can start building train and path tracks instead of doing suburb 2 electric bogaloo
any real colonization will be corporate sponsored and whatever is built there will be the most urban hellscape you can imagine.
“Sorry, your colony didn’t pay the oxygen fee so we sealed all connections to other colonies”
Is anyone actually surprised? But ewww.
More baby Elons?
Imagine having the misfortune of not only being stuck on mars, but also having to share your genes with this greasy fuck.
Anyone know how much the additional ~30 pounds of a human man, compared to a human woman and a test tube of cum, would cost to fly to mars? How many women would each mission need to take to offset the weight of a precisely calibrated refrigerator full of spunk? If, upon arrival on mars, they immediately begin pouring cum all over the ground, how delicious would Elon’s tears be?
If I was a SpaceX employee, I would not accept sperm in exchange for seeding a mars colony
Elmo put it back in your pants…
