• Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Sacrifices? God’s will? Oh no, sorry aliens… it was aliens 👽

    I’m no Egyptologist, but I think I saw on the interwebs someone had proof it was aliens, they just can’t share the proof right now…

    /s (again)

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      4 months ago

      Yes, definitely aliens, because no way did those Brown people ever come up with how to build such complex structures. Nope. Definitely aliens. White aliens at that. Probably from the Anglo Saxon galaxy.

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      4 months ago

      Alien sacrifices for favourable gods will, yes, that is correct.
      And yes, it was (mostly) aliens bcs if higher copper concentration in their blood.

      How could anyone believe Egyptians had electricity by wire, that doesn’t make any sense.