• Flax@feddit.ukEnglish
          3·
          2 months ago

          Does it come out your mouth though, that’s the real question

          • HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
            1·
            2 months ago

            …I’m more curious about what happens when you shine a light through the mouth!

            Do you get a Pink Floyd-Esque Dark Side of the Brown Eye prism, or is it more like a hyper focused tac-light that can blind a raccoon?

            • Flax@feddit.ukEnglish
              3·
              2 months ago

              Depends if it’s a girl or a boy. Everyone know girls have a prism inside of their digestive system. Boys have lenses. It’s how you can tell them apart with an ultrasound while in the womb

              • HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
                2·
                2 months ago

                Well that’s handy to know. Going to have to have a talk with our board of education…

                The only thing they taught us was that girls don’t fart.

                • Flax@feddit.ukEnglish
                  1·
                  2 months ago

                  What I don’t understand is that if girls don’t poop, then why don’t they just use urinals

                  • HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
                    2·
                    2 months ago

                    It’s the whole standing up thing. It’s a bit messy, even if you were straddling a urinal.

                    I don’t even pee in the shower cause it just feels kinda gross.