ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Fuck Cars@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoBut how will people know what size the pp is?slrpnk.netimagemessage-square174linkfedilinkarrow-up1940arrow-down147
arrow-up1893arrow-down1imageBut how will people know what size the pp is?slrpnk.netByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Fuck Cars@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square174linkfedilink
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36arrow-down10·1 year agoThe pp size is inversely proportional to the truck size.
minus-squarenoodle (he/him)@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 year agothat’s why I ride a bike. I could get away with a unicycle if it weren’t for my MASSIVE SCHLONG requiring support and it’s easier that way than getting two unis.
minus-squareVonReposti@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoI suppose you are using a lady bike then so there’s more space for the schlong?
minus-squareIm_old@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoNo I have a sheat for the schlong on the horizontal bar of the frame
minus-squareIm_old@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoIronically with a woman’s bike IRL
minus-squareVonReposti@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoTraditionally bikes for women had the horizontal stabilizing bar much lower probably to account for dresses and the like, but the differences has been slightly washed out over the years.
minus-squarepooberbee (they/she)@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoI’m picturing the two unicycle method illustrated in the style of Dr Seuss
minus-squarerottingleaf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·1 year agoI prefer walking, and use a bicycle when it’s possible. So sadly doesn’t check out.
minus-squareuis@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoBicycle size isn’t zero, you you pp size isn’t infinity. It does check out.
The pp size is inversely proportional to the truck size.
that’s why I ride a bike.
I could get away with a unicycle if it weren’t for my MASSIVE SCHLONG requiring support and it’s easier that way than getting two unis.
I suppose you are using a lady bike then so there’s more space for the schlong?
No I have a sheat for the schlong on the horizontal bar of the frame
This guy bikes.
Ironically with a woman’s bike IRL
What is lady bike?
Traditionally bikes for women had the horizontal stabilizing bar much lower probably to account for dresses and the like, but the differences has been slightly washed out over the years.
I’m picturing the two unicycle method illustrated in the style of Dr Seuss
I prefer walking, and use a bicycle when it’s possible. So sadly doesn’t check out.
Bicycle size isn’t zero, you you pp size isn’t infinity. It does check out.