ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Fuck Cars@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoBut how will people know what size the pp is?slrpnk.netimagemessage-square180fedilinkarrow-up1974arrow-down148
arrow-up1926arrow-down1imageBut how will people know what size the pp is?slrpnk.netByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Fuck Cars@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square180fedilink
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36arrow-down10·5 months agoThe pp size is inversely proportional to the truck size.
minus-squarenoodlejetski@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·5 months agothat’s why I ride a bike. I could get away with a unicycle if it weren’t for my MASSIVE SCHLONG requiring support and it’s easier that way than getting two unis.
minus-squareVonReposti@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 months agoI suppose you are using a lady bike then so there’s more space for the schlong?
minus-squareIm_old@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 months agoNo I have a sheat for the schlong on the horizontal bar of the frame
minus-squareIm_old@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoIronically with a woman’s bike IRL
minus-squareVonReposti@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 months agoTraditionally bikes for women had the horizontal stabilizing bar much lower probably to account for dresses and the like, but the differences has been slightly washed out over the years.
minus-squarepooberbee (they/she)@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoI’m picturing the two unicycle method illustrated in the style of Dr Seuss
minus-squarerottingleaf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·5 months agoI prefer walking, and use a bicycle when it’s possible. So sadly doesn’t check out.
minus-squareuis@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoBicycle size isn’t zero, you you pp size isn’t infinity. It does check out.
The pp size is inversely proportional to the truck size.
that’s why I ride a bike.
I could get away with a unicycle if it weren’t for my MASSIVE SCHLONG requiring support and it’s easier that way than getting two unis.
I suppose you are using a lady bike then so there’s more space for the schlong?
No I have a sheat for the schlong on the horizontal bar of the frame
This guy bikes.
Ironically with a woman’s bike IRL
What is lady bike?
Traditionally bikes for women had the horizontal stabilizing bar much lower probably to account for dresses and the like, but the differences has been slightly washed out over the years.
I’m picturing the two unicycle method illustrated in the style of Dr Seuss
I prefer walking, and use a bicycle when it’s possible. So sadly doesn’t check out.
Bicycle size isn’t zero, you you pp size isn’t infinity. It does check out.