Sean@lemmy.worldM to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 year agoLemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?message-squaremessage-square83linkfedilinkarrow-up1107arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up1101arrow-down1message-squareLemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?Sean@lemmy.worldM to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square83linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoSo I was laying in bed with my girlfriend reading the secondhand diary that I bought… ‘I don’t remember this.’
minus-squarekambusha@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoFirst thought, “wtf is a hand diary”. Secondhand.
minus-squareSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoI’m hyper productive. Have one for my first hand and another for my second hand.
So I was laying in bed with my girlfriend reading the secondhand diary that I bought… ‘I don’t remember this.’
First thought, “wtf is a hand diary”. Secondhand.
I’m hyper productive. Have one for my first hand and another for my second hand.