It’s bad from the outside, but the inside is so much worse. And it gets worse the more you look at it. So many details that are just so awful. Living in this “house” is probably miserable.
This is the first time I’ve seen a “it just keeps getting worse” post and actually agreed. I went in n just expecting terrible siding, then the inside of the house, then the chairs, then the lights, then more chairs, the carpet, the exposed wiring, why are there chairs there?, it just kept escalating. Thank you for this.
I concur. Most “it gets worse” style posts have one or two odd things. This one truly delivered.
It’s a 3 bedroom (all queens?), 5 bath house with seating for 20. It’s either some crazy orgies at night in only a few beds, a business call center kind of place, or they had massive family gatherings with alarming regularity. Of course there’s always the cult option, which means it could also be “all of the above”.
There is the wall of family photos on shelves… Maybe family get together center?
What’s up with the industrial scale sewing equipment?
I made my wife look at it, then I had to go back because she noticed even more insanity. It just kept getting worse every time we went through the pictures.
It’s a quilting sewing machine. I saw one once at an art exhibit.
I like that that the bath and shower have the water valves outside of them.
Wow. Missed that. Why get wet. It’s a convenience.
Big cult compound vibes,
Yeah or else quiver-full/mormon family. Not that there’s really a difference between those and cults.
Polygamy house?
< Sees family pictures >
Oh yeah polygamy house.
Holy hell, this entire interior looks like it could be hosed down, time after time, because it’s made for repeated indoctrination/orgy/murder of cults with easy cleanup. Unbelievable price, though…
That’s what the room upstairs with black walls and red furniture is for.
Me: What’s wrong with siiiiiiideholyshititsinthehouse!!!
EDIT: The carpet did me in. I am dead. R.I.P. me.
It’s also on the ceiling inside.
Did anyone notice that the garage interior photos show the misaligned joists about 3/4 of the way back over the truck/jimmy?
I’m not entirely sure they’re actually attached to anything.
Oh, and no code inspector ever saw that wiring.
Edit: oh, and the never ending AC unit chaos. They even vent multiple units into the enclosed garage! That just kind of overheats it and returns the entropy to the house?
Favorite AC unit placement: in the shower with its own little upper tier curtain.
Second favorite cooling feature: the structural box fans in the walls.
Did anyone notice that the garage interior photos show the misaligned joists about 3/4 of the way back over the truck/jimmy?
Thankfully, that’s just strapping to hold the insulation up. The joists run left to right in the photo, not front to back.
I love the variety of chandelier’s and ceiling fans all next to each other
At first, I thought this must be some abandoned barracks or aircraft hangar that got retrofitted into a private residence, but then I saw it was purpose built in 2004.
but then I saw it was purpose built in 2004.
Holy crap
Siding guy: I’ve completed the outside of your house you want anything else done?
Owner: Sure, go nuts.
Run out of siding in the garage where I might have actually made a bit more sense
Two things:
- Archer “Realty”
- I’ve seen plenty of the reverse, but this is the first time I’ve seen someone make their house with the Doom level editor.
Archer “Realty”
I don’t get what you mean by this.
You might be surprised how many people erroneously think there’s another syllable in “realtor” - so this lemming probably thinks ‘realty’ is a typo.
My dad did. He would always pronounce it “Real-la-tor”. My mom, who was a Realtor would always correct him. lol it’s “Real-tor”.
I can’t imagine this realtor was super proud at working this listing. A realtor probably expects to buy and sell houses, not myhouse.wad
It has an upstairs and there’s floor textures on the walls. Plainly, this is the Build engine.
Wifi and cell phone reception may suck.
Also, I have doubts about the insulation. One can see it in the garage, but one can also see sunlight through the wall.
Like someone chose the cheapest option at every option, and nevet considered the overall best experience.
Who needs insulation when you have 12 air conditioners‽
Just imagine the electricity bill.
Someone that doesn’t want a $750 monthly electrical bill in the Arkansas summers?
@OP - This one is truly special. Thank you so much for this gift to we plebes. Wow.
When I first saw it, it was just the picture from the outside. That intrigued me enough to look a the rest of the pictures. I’m glad I did.
We’re ALL glad you did! Amazing find.
Looks like a cult compound. Wild
That. Fucking. Wiring.
This is a fire waiting to happen, I can’t imagine what’s in the walls.
Probably more siding. Inside siding. Insiding. In hiding.
You don’t have to, did you see one of the last pictures? It’s completely unfinished and you can see the wiring. Romex running everywhere. x. x
While I’d rather seen neat conduit, the reality is that Romex is permissible in a lot of states. Romex is a real pain in the ass if you ever need to run new wiring though.
There’s people in them walls.
So much fucking cladding. I recon the builder gets it cheap
What the FUCK
