• BreadstickNinja@lemmy.world
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      What an absolute chad. He even left the sovcit with the impression that he was a “nice salesman” while immediately getting rid of sovcit and making the scheme someone else’s problem. Probably went right onto his next sale and earned another commission in the time he saved by immediately disengaging. A true professional.

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    I looked up form 1099a and it’s issued by a lender who acquires abandoned property, so this guy issuing one makes no sense whatsoever. I guess he’s trying to claim that the vehicle is abandoned property? But since he’s not the lender, it means nothing.

    So there’s a minute extent to which I can understand their whole private vehicle no license plate thing, horrendously misguided as it may be, but their concept that they just get to acquire any item they please for no money or other consideration is among the most nonsensical things I’ve ever seen.

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        You can upload a pdf to delivery apps too. You just have to send them a hand written letter with your account information and a declaration that you are going to “upload the file as a citizen of Earth”. Then just have that letter notarized in international waters and mail it off from somewhere in Washington DC.

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      The thinking is, as far as I know, there is a mutil million dollar secret back accout that the government has set up for citizens and they can acress it with some fancy words and bazinga ! new truck.

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      No, the bill of sale isn’t signed, it was just drafted. It’s not binding or anything. So he’s gonna send it to the CFO and the CFO is gonna be like “uh, okay…” and throw it in the recycling

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    They’re calling the CFO a wizard while asking for magical incantations to put on their document to clear their debt