the last driver: “joke’s on you, I’m a psychopath”

Bro I hardly see drivers look up from their phones while making turns these days, much less while stopping for pedestrians. It’s way more common to see fellow drivers looking down instead of up, it seems like. Sometimes I like to honk to get their attention.

As a cyclist I make aggressive eye contact with drivers, I need to see you seeing me before I know I’ve been seen.