• Thelsim@sh.itjust.works
    38·
    11 months ago

    A vampire. Since it’s a necromancer raising me, instead of another vampire, I won’t be enthralled and will have free will.
    Then there’s all the wonderful abilities and the fact that I’ll still look good for an undead (it’s a pretty movie vampire, not one of those creepy ones)

    • Skates@feddit.nl
      3·
      11 months ago

      First - pretty movie vampires were pretty humans before they got vampired. Second - why in the fuck would a necromancer raise a vampire with free will? Face it ‘pretty’ boy, you’ll be stuck in a cave trying to kill adventurers who never visit. You’ll be talking to rats after the first month of solitude. You’ll lose your undeath virginity to a lost mountain goat. The first time a girl will be around your cave, she’ll notice how it smells like a homeless man who hasn’t changed his underwear in years and avoid the cave entirely. You’ll feel like spiking yourself in the heart because you had gotten used to the smell, but you won’t even be able to do that - you’re a necromancer’s minion. You have no choice in how you live or die. You’re just a smelly guardian of an uninteresting cave.

      I’ll take undead drake. I’m doing some epic shit before I die, not just guarding some cave.

  • emax_gomax@lemmy.world
    161·
    11 months ago

    So any animal is fair game? In which case, dodo. You MFs ate us into oblivion, I’m gonna come back with species worth of pent up rage and an undead thirst for blood.

    Edit: in retrospect I now realise a dodo would be super easy to send back to the underworld :-(. I’m gonna be… checks deadliest thing notes, a car.

  • SavvyWolf@pawb.socialEnglish
    11·
    11 months ago

    I know it’s probably too on brand, but maybe some kind of monstrous wolf hell beast thing. Maybe with a skull as a head and dripping flesh.

    If I’m going to be a mindless killing machine, may as well have some fun with it. Better than being a slow shambling skeleton or zombie at any rate.

  • collapse_already@lemmy.mlEnglish
    121·
    11 months ago

    Lich. The power that other famous examples like Darth Cheney and Henry Kissinger had is just too tempting.

  • BattleGrown@lemmy.worldEnglish
    9·
    11 months ago

    I’ll be that guy, and say abomination. The more twisted the better. Like a mouth in my belly, extra arm on my back kind of twisted. I’ll learn to enjoy striking terror in my victims’ hearts. Afterlife will be dope.

  • Vanth@reddthat.comEnglish
    72·
    11 months ago

    A capybara in a remote location that won’t see human development within my new lifetime. Just chillin’ with my interspecies homies.

      • Vanth@reddthat.comEnglish
        71·
        11 months ago

        An undead capybara in a remote location that won’t see human development within my new lifetime. Just chillin’ with my interspecies undead homies.