Except hippos are known to eat meat…so they ARE omnivores.
Nearly any plant eater is. The categorization is outdated and you shouldn’t be mad.
Yeah, hippos are pretty interesting because they’re definitely not obligate omnivores but do eat some meat.
That makes them more metal.
I don’t know that’s the reason they kill humans.
I think they just don’t like humans.
in their defense, we are humongous assholes.
Hence the respect for the hippos.
That’s fair.
I don’t like us either
iirc a lot of animals we consider herbivorous are really opportunistic omnivores
Deer will MONCH on some bird nests full of eggs and babies. Also on adult birds if they are injured or caught on something.
Fucking deer. Get out of my roses.
Not only omnivores. Cannibals as well.
Reb’s just out here tryna make an edgy post. Don’t go fuckin’ that up.
Semi-related:
Don’t make me hangry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m hangry. Nobody likes a hangry hangry Hippie.
I feel like a hangry viking is even scarier
If reincarnation is real and I have a choice, I will be chomping on tourists my next life.
Hippos don’t give a fuck about your weirdass “hippo psychology”, Reb, and are just as quick to kill you as anything else that they’d choose to kill.
And I think that’s a beautiful thing.