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And then she turns into a rib and gets stuffed inside the dude
Then there’s this weird sequence where God sees things are good and destroys each one in sequence, until nothing remains.
But before that, He takes Adam and sucks all the air out of him, after which Adam turns into dust.
And before this, he takes the day off, then spends six days destroying the earth, until it was formless and empty, darkness covered the deep waters, and his spirit was chillin’ out over the waters …for whatever reason.
But then she comes back again, and they both disappear
With no apologies for resurrecting an antediluvian meme: still a better love story than Twilight.
The book of job is about a side that is doing really well in life, until god takes away his family and fortunes. He is angry at god, but ultimately, god caves and restores his former life.
Don’t leave this dude home alone again, he comes up with some weird stuff
The Saw films are canonical sequels to Home Alone. Kevin got a taste for booby traps and inflicting pain on unsuspecting people, and took it to the extreme.
Don’t threaten us with a good time 😄
Wait, isn’t that just Ragnarok?
I hate to make it even weirder, but getting… erm… “unborn”… is not quite the same as being killed. Methinks it would be more like a scifi movie where an alien force absorbs everyone on Earth.
That sounds pretty fun. Can someone make a video game about that?
