Some people call me… Maurice.
🎶Cause I speak of the pompatus of looooove🎶
who is the red one if the green one is Italy?
Evil Italy (France)
Allied powers:
UK 🏴
USA 🇱🇷
USSR 🇷🇺
Angelo 🗿
China 🇨🇳
France 🇹🇩
This annoys me. It would have taken much less time and effort to post a screenshot instead of a picture of a screen.
Not my pic but yeah.
However it does add to the shitpost vibe
King Julien doesn’t want you to know this but Maurice let Mort loose to turn the tides against the Russians and he has eradicated entire species from this planet. Some villages don’t even have any signs of their existence left, we know they were there but when you give Mort the Panzerschokolade he literally becomes insane and he just leveled them along with anyone and anything living there. It must have been terrifying to witness and I remember I read somewhere that Mort alone was responsible for roughly 20% of all Russian casualties in the war.
I knew it