• GooberEar@lemmy.wtf
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    8 days ago

    I’m a transgender illegal alien who recently went to jail and got a sex change. Anybody wanna share pet recipes?

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        8 days ago

        I was thinking more along the lines of big black cockatiel as long as I don’t have to foot the bill. But beggars can’t be choosers so I’ll take what you’re dishing.

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      No, it’s true as-written too. Given that Kristi Noem shooting her dog is documented fact, whereas “immigrants are eating yer pets!!!111!” is entirely fictional bullshit pulled directly from some MAGA nutjob’s unwashed ass, 1 instance vs. 0 instances does indeed mean the former is (infinitely) more likely.

      It’s just that a cop shooting your pet is even more likely (by several orders of magnitude) than a Republican governor doing it. But again, both are literally infinitely more likely than fictional lies that don’t happen.

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          In places where there is the consumption of animals that we consider pets, people don’t just like, steal someone’s cat or dog and eat the fucker. People love their pets and would get fucking mad if someone else killed it and ate it. I’m sure there might be rare exceptions where some shitty human goes and eats a pet, but there are crazy assholes everywhere (like the lady in Canton that everyone is claiming is Haitian). Places that eat animals farm those animals, whether it’s cows, chickens, or dogs.

          You absolutely did not say that they eat pets there, just that they eat dog. I am positive you’re not insinuating anything bad, but I feel that it should be made abundantly clear for everyone else that nobody is eating pets anywhere.

          God, this whole stupid thing pisses me off and has me making dumb comments. I should get off my damn phone.

  • gwildors_gill_slits@lemmy.ca
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    I finally looked up this guy after seeing his leftist griftosphere reply guy antics on Twitter before Musk burned that site to the ground and it turns out he has a design company in New York. I checked out the website and boy, it does not look like he’s designed anything since the late 90s. No wonder he spends all his time posting gotchas on social media.

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      6 days ago

      Alternative Protein … because sourcing your nutrients somewhat humanely from a farmed food animal is WOKE PROPAGANDA

      She looks like she subsists on a diet made purely of literal crickets and collagen injections anyway. Gives her that hollow, sinewy vibe she likes so much. And with all that lean protein just sitting there, why would she not give the freshly slaughtered Cricket a little nibble? Waste not, want not after all. Now that is the conservative way, Kristi!

      [I hate that I wrote this out and that I’m supposedly her constituent.]

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    8 days ago

    Whenever I open a post and see Jeff Turdrich’s face, I immediately close without reading, and downvote the post.

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    8 days ago

    Tiedrich? Blech, tired old has-been who, like Trump, should have disappeared years ago.