His less known older brother is Moe McBurney, the serial arsonist

I’ve met him; we rented some office space from one of his properties. Extremely chill guy. Does not understand Internet fame. He charged us a fee because we forgot to mop the floors on the way out, but that was about the worst you can say about him as a commercial landlord.

Les Burns would work. Or Moe Water.

I mean it would be better if it was just Les Burney, but i guess that’s a little too on the hose.