I’d like to forget the Alamo
me: hey, racistpieceofshit, why do you hate Mexicans?
racistpieceofshit: they killed Davey Crockett at the Alamo!
I wish I was making this shit up
What the fuck is an Alamo? Is it like an Internet but with less porn?
Remember the Alamo!
In other news, you just lost The Game.
Nah. The moment you even think of the game you’ve lost it, the only way to win is to die and hope there’s no afterlife so you don’t have to think about it.
I forgot about Wednesday until someone asked if I “celebrate”, their words.
Forget about Dre though?
I almost forgot about Dre once
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What about the Lusitania? There’s so many things we forgot to remember!
Weren’t they telling Mexicans not to forget the Alamo? I’m not Mexican, so I shouldn’t need to remember the Alamo
Aren’t we all Mexican on the inside?
Only on taco tuesdays
The bicycle is in the basement
If that were the case, how did you know to post about it?
“Have some apple pie. Oops, can’t forget the ala mode.”
Idky this seems like something weird al would say
I think I got it from Colin Mocheri on Who’s Line. So close.
As all things will be forgotten. So it goes.
Remember that’s the first time Texas fought for slavery.