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minus-squareMr_Blott@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·3 months agoOne eye open, switch light on, pee. Switch light off, open opposite eye, go back to bed
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up20·3 months agoPro move, don’t turn the light on, sit to pee
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·3 months agoSuper pro move: don’t turn the light on, piss all over.
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up13·3 months agoHyper pro move: wear diaper to bed
minus-squaredouglasg14b@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 months agoUltra pro move: Master the art of echo location
minus-squareAbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoDouble pro move: Get a warm color night light
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 months agoNo lights at all, sit down to pee, go the fuck back to sleep.
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoSlight adjustment: No lights, vape screen is now flashlight.
One eye open, switch light on, pee.
Switch light off, open opposite eye, go back to bed
Pro move, don’t turn the light on, sit to pee
Super pro move: don’t turn the light on, piss all over.
Hyper pro move: wear diaper to bed
Ultra pro move: Master the art of echo location
Double pro move: Get a warm color night light
No lights at all, sit down to pee, go the fuck back to sleep.
aaand I fell into the toilet
Slight adjustment: No lights, vape screen is now flashlight.