• Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win
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    1 month ago

    “In response to Russian weapon fire, NATO forces fired a warning volley at the offending warship. The crew of said warship was forced to seek refuge aboard a nearby civilian fishing vessel”. The fishing Captain is quoted as describing the situation as “awkward”.

    If only.

    • palordrolap@fedia.io
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      1 month ago

      C’mon now, a bigger target might fight back. Best not open that can of worms. Might end up looking foolish.

  • Treczoks@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Fully defending their interests? In foreign waters? They are getting a bit big for their britches. Especially as they seem to have decommissioned their aircraft carrier and sent the crew to fight in Ukraine…

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      1 month ago

      That aircraft carrier had the best combat record in the Russian Navy too, took out a floating dry dock all on its own using the element of surprise!

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    It’s all fun and games until the Norwegian fishing boat comes closer, the scarecrows in the wheelhouse fall over, and 20 tons of Ukrainian ANFO detonates.